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Old 09-06-2008   #1
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Exclamation Dallas Cowboys!!!

...Well...Tomorrow is game one on the way to the SUPER BOWL!!! baby!...plenty of pre-season picks have the "Boyz" vs. the Pats/Colts in da big show...aaannddd we have the talent to do it (at least get there) ....your Clown on da ground in Dallas will be reporting all things NFL and Cowboys from a front row seat of the Texas Stadium memorial season! Then next year on to the greatest stadium on da planet Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......I'll also build up this thread with Cowboy "Greats" pics from the past...get some history and all things current wit da "Boyz"!!...so bring it on Haters...but if you post...don't be a hater AAANNNDDD be a pussy and not mention who your team is!!...here it comes...1st time this seasin....wait for it....
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......"HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!(*^!*%!^%!%!&^%*!!!!"
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Old 09-06-2008   #2
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Old 09-07-2008   #3
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just remember..........your team has to actually win a playoff game to get one of these.




i believe it`s 11 years and counting?
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Old 09-07-2008   #4
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Go Browns!
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Old 09-07-2008   #5
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Here's a football story for ya'll.

Last night I went to my nephews(Samuel) youth league football game. He plays at Center but he also got to play some defense. As center he was matched up against a kid who was a foot taller and had a hundred pounds on him. Samuel was able to match up pretty well with him all night. He was able to knock him down several times as well.

Well this kid didn't like that he wasn't able to lose Samuel. In the fourth quarter he was shoving him after the plays were blown dead but the refs didn't see it. His grandma uses a cane and she was about ready to run out there and beat the kid. With about 3 minutes left Samuel drove him into the ground landed on him and knocked him out of the game. It was great.

I talked to him after the game and he was all smiles. That little bastard was playing dirty and my nephew showed him how it's done.

Unfortunately his team lost but he has fun out there anyway.
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Old 09-07-2008   #6
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Those RAIDERS are looking pretty good this year.












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prolly wont do shit though.
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Old 09-07-2008   #7
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Exclamation Oh Fuck yes!!!

.....WOW....28-10 destruction of the Browns!!!.....Offense looked really powerful....our #1 draft pick Felix Jones looked great giving Marion "The Barbarion" a breather...and he scored a touchdown and showed great speed......the defense held Jamal Lewis and Braylon Edwards and Derek Anderson in check...it's just the 1st game...but we friggin CRUSHED da Brownies!!!.......till next week........you KNOW it.....OMG!!!....
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......."HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!&*^*(!^(^(!&(!^(^!!!!!!!"
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You are so lucky I have no authority here...you really are.
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...Careful Brownie ...your Pussy is dripping....LMAO!....
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Your Cowboys have to go through my SAINTS!!!!! bitch

Im not saying Shockey will save the day, but now Payton can run the offense like he was meant to..with a dominate tight end like his days in Dallas with Jay Novachek



WHO DAT..WHO DAT..WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS!!!!!!
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