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Old 10-26-2008   #1
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Old 11-01-2008   #2
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LOL. That's funny.

That spam is translated to:

Holy crap. How does this small message turn into a huge-ass paragraph of spam?
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Old 11-01-2008   #3
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WTF????????????? What is this dumb ass shit?
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Old 11-01-2008   #4
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WTF????????????? What is this dumb ass shit?
it encodes short messages as spam.
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it encodes short messages as spam.
Wow, thanks for clearing that up.
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I dont suppose I am the only one who is totaly lost on this?? Or maybe I am...
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